Part two . . .
Akuma: (Punching in numbers)
Umei: (Filling out paperwork) This is stupid.
Akuma: Pick up! Pick up! Pick UPPP!! Ugh... I keep getting the machine...
Umei: For who?
Akuma: Lara.
Umei: You said you wouldn't call her!
Akuma: But no one else has money! Dante is probably passed out in a gutter with a whiskey bottle and f**king TRISH refuses to give him my messages. [
Author's Note: Dante and Trish are references to Capcom's characters in
Devil May Cry series. In previous books, Akuma had a love affair with Dante, which she now keeps in contact with as a close friend.)
Umei: What about...the G boys? [
Author's Note: This is a reference to the Gundam Wing pilots; Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatra, and Wufei. They appeared as regulars in the old stories.)
Akuma: Last I heard, Heero and Duo's phone number was unlisted, and Trow and Quatre ran off to Fire Island.
Umei: NICE. Well, calling our parents is totally out of the question.
Akuma: They've disowned us. [
Author's Note: Reference to side fanfiction: "The Anti-Stories Back To School", where the three heroins Umei, Akuma, and Mahokou are thrown into prison and have to rely on their parents to bail them out.)
Akuma: (Finally, breaks through to Shuichi Shidou, Threatens to tell the world about his massive homosexual, or rather.. HETEROsexual scandal.) [
Author's Note: Character from anime,
Gravitation.)
Umei: Finally...
Akuma: Heh. Anyone can push him around.
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The girls get their clothes and posessions back, and are now released from prison.
Umei: Fresh air! (dance)
Akuma: Sun... burning... retnia...
Umei: What the heck? (Looks at her) Did they keep you in a hole?
Akuma: Funny story...
Umei: Nevermind, we need to get back home.
Akuma: But... where the hell are we?
Umei: (Looks around at the crazy traffic, burning buildings, gang theft and "unbeknownest" citizens.) Queens.
Akuma: Eep! (Clings to bags)
Umei: We need to book a flight back to Tokyo.
Akuma: While poor?
Umei: What about our overseas bank accounts?
Akuma: Maaaaybeee......
