Welcome to ZEROfaçade.com! You have entered a personal website based on the findings of one, Kris-cross Applesauce. Ms Sauce is currently pondering the deeper meanings of life and is more than happy to share her opinions on the matter. What you will find here is exactly that, along with some other random bloggery and random facts involving her.

ZEROfaçade has been on the web for the last four and a half years, run by the same young woman, and is always happy to host new-comers! If you would like to learn more about the owner, the domain, or how to get hosted, all your questions will be solved via the links on the right.

As your lies crumble down.